playlist meme

Set your MP3 player on shuffle. Answer the following questions with the TITLE of the song.

WHAT IS MY GOAL IN LIFE?
~ spend my life (eric benet) - uh-oh!  bo and lala, this is telling me something.  nyak!

WHAT IS MY BEST ACHIEVEMENT SO FAR?
~ sister suffragette (mary poppins) - hahahaha!  yep, am an independent woman, and i don’t want to be dependent on any man, lalo na financially.

HOW WILL I DIE?
~ my favourite things (mary poppins) - yosi and kape!  hahaha! these are a few of my favorite things, when the dogs bite, when the bees sting, when i’m feeling sad, i simply remember my favorite things, and then i don’t feeeeeel sooooo baaaaaadddddd!!!

MY EPITAPH WILL READ..
~ pavement artist (mary poppins, again!) - it should read an article writer.  hehehe.

MY MOTTO IN LIFE IS..
~ my favourite things (mary poppins, again!  graaaahhh!) - yep, jinx, that really is your motto in life.  when you’re feeling sad, simply grab your favorite things.  it’ll kill you in the end, you know.  hehehe.

LAST NIGHT I DREAMT ABOUT..
~ something good (the sound of music) - hmmmm…what did i dream about last night?

THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT WHEN I WOKE UP WAS..
~ the life i lead (mary poppins) – hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!  bo, lala, bhenks, you all know what this means, right?!?!?!?!

PEOPLES’ FIRST IMPRESSIONS OF ME ARE..
~ i have confidence (the sound of music) - really now?  hehehe.

IF I WAS MADE A WORLD LEADER, THE FIRST THING I’D DO IS..
~ pavement artist (mary poppins) - wheeeeeeeeee!!!  and i’d let all of you paint the pavement, and the world’s gonna be one colorful world.  hahahaha!

HOW WOULD I DESCRIBE MYSELF?
~ edelweiss (the sound of music) - a plant? well, you can say am like a plant.  hehehe.

MY FAVORITE PAST-TIME IS..
~ supercalifragilistiexpialidotius (mary poppins) - i’d like to explain it to you, but i’d rather keep it to myself.  hahaha!  you won’t understand it anyway.  ahahahahaha!

WHEN I LOOK IN THE MIRROR, I SEE..
~ so long farewell (the sound of music) – yep, so long farewell to my old life.  my life is no longer my own, you know.  and i  do miss me sometimes!!!

I FEEL LIKE..
~ the sound of music (the sound of music) - wrong!  am not feeling chirpy right now.

Now answer the questions with the FIRST LINE of each song.

I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAID..
~ chim-chiminee-chim-chiminee-chim-chim-chi-roo, i does what i like and i likes what i do – you know what?  i do love my job.

WHILE I WAS IN THE SHOWER, I SANG..
~ you wait, little girl, on an empty stage for fate to turn the light on – am singing this for rachel.  hahahaha!  chel, you’re too young to get married.  have lotsa boyfriends first and have fun!

MY BOYFRIEND RANG ME AND SAID..
~ what will this day be like, i wonder - fully loaded, i hope!  hahahaha!

SO I REPLIED..
~ high on a hill was a lonely goatherd – and you know what that means, right?  go shoot the gun somewhere else!

I MISSED MY BUS, AND WAS SO ANGRY I SHOUTED..
~ if you invest your tuppence wisely in a bank, safe and sound - that’s the song saying i have to buy my own car.

WHILE I WAITED FOR THE NEXT ONE, SOME GUY CAME UP TO ME AND SAID..
~ with tuppence for paper and string, you can have your own set of wings – see! even  he’s telling me to buy my own car!

WHEN THE BUS ARRIVED, THE CONDUCTOR TOLD ME..
~ the hills are alive, with the sound of music - the conductor didn’t seem to care.  hehehe.

BY THE TIME I ARRIVED IN TOWN, I WAS THINKING..
~ i love to laugh, loud and long and clear - that’s me going nuts ‘coz of the conductor not caring.

I SAW SOMEONE I KNEW, SO I WAVED TO GET THEIR ATTENTION AND CALLED..
~ whatever happened to fair dealing, and pure ethics, and nice manners? - yes, whatever happened to that?

I WENT INTO A CAFE AND ORDERED..
~ god, i feel like hell tonight – quick!  gimme cheese…lotsa cheese!

A CHARITY WORKER ASKED ME FOR A DONATION, AND WHEN I SAID NO THEY SAID..
~ there are moments when i feel i just can’t go on - sorry, charity worker, i also need money, you know.  go ask a donation from someone else.  hehehe

SOME GUY STARTED FLIRTING WITH ME, AND SAID..
~ come, my little pretty one, my pretty one - oooohhhhhlalaaaaaa!!!

TO WHICH I REPLIED..
~ christopher robbins and i walk along under branches lit up by the moon - sorry, flirty guy, i have my christopher robbins!

THEN HIS GIRLFRIEND APPEARED AND SCREAMED AT ME..
~ you say you want diamonds and ring of gold - that isn’t what’s going to make this lady happy, you know.

BUT BEFORE I RAN AWAY, I YELLED THIS IN RETURN..
~ if today were the last of all days - hahahaha!  i still wouldn’t steal her boyfriend.  what?  the boyfriend is clive owen?  in that case, if today were the last of all days, i’d steal him! hahahaha!

I ONLY JUST CAUGHT THE BUS IN TIME, AND SAT DOWN THINKING..
~ the moment i wake up, before i put on my makeup - yeah, sounds like i didn’t have any clue that all these would be happening.  hehehe.

SOME KIDS WERE PLAYING THEIR MUSIC REALLY LOUD, SO I TURNED AROUND AND SAID..
~ i know something about love – right!  that’s love for privacy, kids, so turn the volume down, for chrissake!

SOMEONE SENT ME A TEXT MESSAGE WHICH READ..
~ what the world needs now is love sweet love - and this is exactly what the world needs right now, don’t you agree?

AS I WALKED HOME, I TRIPPED OVER AND BANGED MY KNEE. IT HURT SO MUCH I SAID..
~ i just don’t know what to do with myself - hmmmm…lala, is this meme psychic?

I HAD A NEAR-DEATH EXPERIENCE BECAUSE OF IT AND GOD SAID TO ME..
~ some people, some people, some people can’t speak their minds freely – lala, putang ina!  psychic nga ang hayop!

THEN HE ASKED ME WHAT I WANTED MOST AND I SAID..
~ ask any of the chickies in my pen - see?  even when am speaking to Him, i can’t seem to get my thoughts straight.  hehehe. it even sounds like am making Him guess about what i want the most.  hahaha!  this is too me!

WHEN I GOT HOME, MY HAMSTER SAID..
~ i don’t drink coffee, i take tea, my dear - eh?  englishman na hamster?  how cool is that?

I WENT TO BED, AND THE LAST THING I THOUGHT WAS..
~ i bought a toothbrush, some toothpase, a flannel for my face - makes me think of a bj.  hahaha!  whaaaat?!  you’re saying “yuck!”?  maati man palan naglaog na inot sa isip ko, so sue me!  hehehe.

fun meme.  i had so much fun, lala, although there were some parts that were a bit too creepy for my taste.  hehehe.  anyhoo, am tagging bo, bhenks, tere, and tinay and everybody who wants to do the meme!

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